Project Manager quotes!

Project Management Laws

• If it can go wrong it will - Murphy's law.
• If it can't possibly go wrong, it will - O'Malley's corollary to Murphy's law.
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• It will go wrong in the worst possible way - Sod's law.
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• Work expands to fill the time available for its completion - Parkinson's law.
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• Finely chopped cabbage in mayonnaise - Coleslaw.
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• If there is a 50% chance of something going wrong then 9 times out of 10 it will.
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• A two year project will take three years, a three year project will never finish - (anyone know who's law this is?)
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• Murphy, O'Malley, Sod and Parkinson are alive and well - and working on your project.